by: sonya
BLAST my ex-boyfriend!!!
Harbinger of bad sex,
bringer of cheap champagne and credit card bills.
Vulgar manifestation of oral fixation!
Damn the small stuff! Damn it to hell!
CURSE, with expletive of whirlwind
his difficulty maintaining erection
and refusal to perform fellatio.
So much vast stupidity to waste
Brazen rabbit sucker!
Take your cheap toilet paper with you!
BLAST all products of the Gap
Life of duets with Gloria Estefan
CURSE infomercials,
disease of post-industrial revolution capitalist society,
turkey masterbators & Candyland
Let us once more run naked through the streets bearing fruit upon our shoulders
...you know I'm right!