by: Caroline
BLAST the Sun-in-dyed teenybopper girl who brings misery and doom to the most helpless
and unpopular, using her short skirts, high heels, and a dangerously inflated ego!!!
Harbinger of bad sex,
bringer of Britney Spears and unwanted pregnancy.
Spotlight-grabbing whore with pedophiliac intent!
There's not enough room on this planet for the both of us!
CURSE, with expletive of whirlwind
her fierce tucks and glittery platform shoes
and blatent disregard of Newton's fourth Law.
So much vast stupidity to behold
Pissant!
Run while you still can!
BLAST all products of the Gap
Life of Chinese water-torture
CURSE teletubbies,
disease of post-Reaganomics economic slump.
mad hatters & Candyland
Let us once more give a damn about something, anything for god's sake
...and that's all I've got to say about that