by: trouble
http://sunkissed.net/trouble/
BLAST holiday shopping!!!
Harbinger of the Second Coming,
bringer of cheap champagne and credit card bills.
Den of inequity and poor lubrication!
I don't want to hear any more about it!
CURSE, with expletive of whirlwind
its fierce tucks and glittery platform shoes
and blatent disregard of Newton's fourth Law.
So much vast stupidity to behold
Pissant!
Take your crazy somewhere else!
BLAST all products of the Industrial Revolution
Life of suicidal clowns and albino monkey acrobatics
CURSE infomercials,
disease of post-Michael Jordan losing streak.
vacuum cleaner salesmen & Boggle
Let us once more give a damn about something, anything for god's sake
...and that's all I've got to say about that