BLAST #14


by: little "what the hell did i just say" ginsu [mel]
http://littleginsu.net/

BLAST thieving hotel housekeepers!!!

Harbinger of Doom,
bringer of dirty laundry and absolute moral collapse.

Blasphemous Jerry-Springer-loving synchophant!
Who the hell does he think he is?!?!

CURSE, with expletive of whirlwind
his difficulty maintaining erection
and refusal to perform cunnilingus.

So much vast sin to behold

Yo' momma!
Take your cheap toilet paper with you!

BLAST all products of Webster's Dictionary
Life of meaningless sex with unvaccinated farm animals

CURSE televangelists,
disease of post-porn gratification.
fluffers & Chutes & Ladders

Let us once more bang our heads

...and that's all I've got to say about that

the end


| previous | manifesto | next |