by: Katie
BLAST All this crap about Y2K and the new Millennium !!!
Harbinger of psychic breakdown,
bringer of cheap champagne and total anarchy.
Den of inequity and poor lubrication!
I don't want to hear any more about it!
CURSE, with expletive of whirlwind
its bad smell and moist bum
and blatent disregard of Newton's fourth Law.
So much vast stupidity to behold
Yo' momma!
Take your crazy somewhere else!
BLAST all products of the Protestant Reformation
Life of suicidal clowns and albino monkey acrobatics
CURSE political correctness,
disease of post-modern ennui and gentrification.
vacuum cleaner salesmen & Yahtzee
Let us once more run naked through the streets bearing fruit upon our shoulders
...you know I'm right!