by: mel
http://altern.org/paper
BLAST my stupid ex-boyfriend!!!
Harbinger of bad sex,
bringer of cheap champagne and disease.
Vulgar manifestation of oral fixation!
Who the hell does he think he is?!?!
CURSE, with expletive of whirlwind
his habit of running naked thru public libraries
and blatent disregard of Newton's fourth Law.
So much vast muzak to destroy
Brazen rabbit sucker!
Take your cheap toilet paper with you!
BLAST all products of premarital sex
Life of meaningless sex with unvaccinated farm animals
CURSE televangelists,
disease of post-porn gratification.
turkey masterbators & Truth or Dare
Let us once more wipe our noses upon our sleeves
...and that's all I've got to say about that