BLAST #9


by: lacey
http://trashed.org/fresh

BLAST time and distance, fundamentalist totilitarian mind-controllers, G. Benson, and Hollywood morons who keep making Irving books into movies!!!

Harbinger of the Second Coming,
bringer of Republican Congressmen and obnoxious cell-phone gabbers.

Blasphemous Jerry-Springer-loving synchophant!
What made them think that was a good idea?

CURSE, with expletive of whirlwind
their fierce tucks and glittery platform shoes
and blatent disregard of Newton's fourth Law.

So much vast entropy to behold

Netscape-user!
Take your cheap toilet paper with you!

BLAST all products of the Gap
Life of Republican campaigning

CURSE televangelists,
disease of post-modern ennui and gentrification.
vacuum cleaner salesmen & Boggle

Let us once more wear polyester and do the Locomotion

...you know I'm right!

the end


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