by: Minnie
http://dazzled.net
BLAST the oh-so-innocent-looking-blonde-haired-blue-eyed-moronic-skank in my English class!!!
You know -- the one who got a better grade on her paper than me (or is it I?). She doesn't
even LIKE English! And she's so fake-nice to EVERYONE! Oh! Did I mention that I'm going
to hell? Well, that's what she told me. Something about sinning too much, I dunno. Hey!
Maybe I should be just like her and giggle when cute boys say anything -- it doesn't even
have to be intelligent. The rule is: if they are cute, giggle when they say something
(and if it just happens to be an insult toward the geeky girl who raises her hand a little
too much to be cool, laugh REALLY hard.)
Harbinger of the Second Coming,
bringer of Republican Congressmen and the Backstreet Boys.
Spotlight-grabbing whore with pedophiliac intent!
There's not enough room on this planet for the both of us!
CURSE, with expletive of whirlwind
her fierce tucks and glittery platform shoes
and ignorance of Brady Bunch trivia.
So much vast intelligent thought to waste
Puritan!
I'm gonna pound sand up yer ass!
BLAST all products of the Gap
Life of duets with Gloria Estefan
CURSE family values,
disease of post-industrial revolution capitalist society.
vacuum cleaner salesmen & Chutes & Ladders
Let us once more wear polyester and do the Locomotion
...you know I'm right!