by: wren
http://www.thejunkbox.com
BLAST Netscape!!!
the worst browser on the planet
hates my latest design!!!
Harbinger of bad sex,
bringer of Britney Spears and unwanted pregnancy
Slobbering, stinking, filthy maggot!
What made them think that was a good idea?
CURSE, with expletive of whirlwind
its difficulty maintaining erection
and refusal to perform cunnilingus
So much vast stupidity to behold
Bloody wanker!
I'm gonna pound sand up yer ass!
BLAST all products of the Industrial Revolution
Life of whips and chains and strawberry ice cream
CURSE infomercials,
disease of post-Reaganomics economic slump.
fluffers & Yahtzee
Let us once more buy Madonna albums and watch MTV
...because I say so